When I informed my friend Suzanne a few months ago that I would be visiting L.A. for a short while on my journey westward, she shared a little known tidbit of wisdom that she had gained while she lived in L.A.  She said I should pay attention when walking/driving around because there always seems to be an abundance of mattresses on the streets in L.A. It was some kind of unnatural phenomenon that took place in the city of angels.

I was only there for a short while, maybe a week total, and most of that time was spent within the confines of Venice.  I think I saw one mattress while I was there.  I was there in the late fall (not sure if this phenomenon is a seasonal thing), but maybe any readers who reside in L.A. can fill me in on whether or not there is any truth to what Suzanne told me.  Otherwise I’ll just have to return soon (maybe the spring for spring cleaning), or submit it to Snopes or something.

So, today as I was pulling up to the beach hut with Amy in the passenger seat (giving her a ride home from work), she noticed the toilet on the curb outside our neighbors apartment.  She turned to me and said “there sure are a lot of toilets on this block”.  She was right.

I pride myself on my ability to notice small details, so I’m not sure if I’m just slipping in my old age or if this detail was so obvious that it was overlooked (it’s always hard to find what is right under your nose).  But over the course of the last few weeks there have been a ridiculous amount of toilets on the curb of my street.  The street I live on only extends one block (hits a canal on one end, and a large shopping/parking complex on the other), but there must have been four or five toilets out there in the last six or seven weeks.

It would be understandable if they were all from the same apartment complex, and a floor or a few apartments on a floor were being renovated, but they were all at different spots on the block.  I don’t know if there is some new strain of porcelain eating bacteria going around, if people are eating too much spicy foods during the summer or what.  All I know is next time anyone says they are going to come visit Waikiki, I’m going to let them know that as they are walking/driving around they should take note of the abundance of toilets lining the streets, a bulk waste event only rivaled by the infamous mattresses of Los Angeles.