Over the last few weeks I have asked a few close friends to write a bio for me.  I gave them all very generic instructions and the freedom to construct the about page using their own creative juices.  My hope was/is to compile a collection of blurbs about me that contain enough truths (that I wouldn’t necessarily put forward on my own) to give the reader an accurate perception of who I am.

That being said, my friends are my friends which means one of two things: 1) They are shitty, or 2) they are busy.  If I haven’t asked you, it’s probably because I thought you were either too 1 or too 2 to contribute, but prove me wrong and send me a blurb for the About page of the site.  Feel free to write it from my perspective, from the perspective of someone who hates me, or from any perspective you want.  If you do it, have fun with it, and if you don’t, have fun reading them.

I now present you with my first, and favorite, submission.